Christopher Ryan Guzman was born in a log cabin on the edge of the Siberian wilderness. The seventh son of a seventh son, he first rose to prominence at the age of five through his remarkable reenactment of Hercules’ twelve labors. After varied feats, such as the acquisition of evidence proving the existence of the Yeti, extra-terrestrials, and God (it seems they all really do not like you), he settled down in San Antonio, Texas, to pursue a degree in creative writing, despite his mentor’s (famous lion-tamer Hans Gunther Gable) objections. Currently postponing his tour with the Hong Kong Cavaliers, Christopher Ryan Guzman is available as a tutor in the Judith G. Gardner Center for Writing Excellence.